Oferim meditatii la: limba romana (gramatica) , limba engleza (gramatica). De asemenea, pregatim- si intensiv- economie pentru Bacalaureat/admitere la facultate. Experienta pedagogica, seriozitate. Pentru meditatii sunati la 0742662357. Tarife diferentiate pe grupe de varsta intre 10 lei/ora si 15 lei/ora. Later edit: anuntul isi pierde valabilitatea pana la 15 septembrie 2009. Sunati din timp!
Romanian – Ce puii mei?
English – What my chickens?
Romanian – Du-te-n pisicii ma-tii
English – Go into your mother’s cats
Romanian – Ce pusca mea?
English – What my gun?
Romanian – Pana mea
English – My feather
Romanian – Ce basca mea?
English – What my hat?
Romanian – E cu capu!
English – He is with his head
Romanian – Nu ma freca la icre
English – Don’t rub my fish eggs
Romanian – Plimba ursul
English – Go walk the bear
Romanian – Ma doare-n paispe
English – It hurts in my fourteen
A 6-year-old and a 4-year-old are upstairs in their bedroom.
- “You know what?” says the 6-year-old,
- “I think it’s about time we start cussing.”
The 4-year-old nods his head in approval. The 6-year-old continues.
- “When we go downstairs for breakfast I’m going to say hell and you say ass.”
- “OK!” The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
Their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6-year-old what he wants for breakfast.
- “Aw hell, Mom, I guess I’ll have some Cheerios.”
WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear every step. The mom locks him in his room and shouts
- “You can just stay there till I let you out!”
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4-year-old, and asks with a stern voice,
- “And what do YOU want for breakfast young man?
“I don’t know,” he blubbers, “But you can bet your ass it won’t be Cheerios!”
Engleza chinuita a fostului presedinte al Romaniei a produs o adanca impresie asupra romanului. Prin urmare, a rezultat si un banc pe masura:
Iliescu a ajuns la Londra, la hotel a sunat la “room-service” si a spus :
” TU TI TU TU TU TU”.
Nimeni nu a inteles nimic si au cerut ajutor de la Ambasada Romana. A venit un traducator oficial si in sfarsit au aflat ce vrea Iliescu:
“2 ceaiuri la camera 222.”
