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		<title>Homemade marshmallows (chestiile alea americane zise nalba)</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jan 2009 11:37:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bebe</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Jumatatea mea]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Homemade Marshmallows 2 env. (2 tbs.) unflavored gelatin 1 1/4 c. water 2 c. sugar 1/8 tsp. salt 1 tsp. vanilla 1/2 c. powdered sugar Soften gelatin in 3/4 cup of water and set aside. Place remaining 1/2 cup water and granulated sugar in medium sized saucepan. Cook until small amount dropped in cold water [...]]]></description>
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		<title>BOFH excuse server</title>
		<link>http://blog.noru.ro/tech/bofh-excuse-server/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jan 2009 20:22:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>noru</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[clock speed solar flares electromagnetic radiation from satellite debris static from nylon underwear static from plastic slide rules global warming poor power conditioning static buildup doppler effect hardware stress fractures magnetic interferance from money/credit cards dry joints on cable plug we&#8217;re waiting for [the phone company] to fix that line sounds like a Windows problem, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>97 Things you do NOT want your System Administrator to say</title>
		<link>http://blog.noru.ro/tech/97-things-you-do-not-want-your-system-administrator-to-say/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jan 2009 20:15:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>noru</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. Uh-oh&#8230;.. 2. Shit!! 3. What the hell!? 4. Go get your backup tape. (You do have a backup tape?) 5. That&#8217;s SOOOOO bizarre. 6. Wow!! Look at this&#8230;.. 7. Hey!! The suns don&#8217;t do this. 8. Terminated??! 9. What software license? 10. Well, it&#8217;s doing something&#8230;.. 11. Wow&#8230;.that seemed fast&#8230;.. 12. I got a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Choose to sysadmin</title>
		<link>http://blog.noru.ro/tech/choose-to-sysadmin/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.noru.ro/tech/choose-to-sysadmin/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jan 2009 20:11:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>noru</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[choose no life. choose no career. choose no family. choose a fucking big computer, choose disk arrays the size of washing machines, modem racks, cd-rom writers, and electrical coffee makers. choose no sleep, high caffeine and mental insurance. choose no friends. choose black jeans and matching combat boots. choose chaire for your office in a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Invented by the Linux folks</title>
		<link>http://blog.noru.ro/en/invented-by-the-linux-folks/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jan 2009 19:16:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>noru</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[jokes]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Son of Bill Gates asks his father: - Dad, I&#8217;d like to try to have sex, what should I do? - That&#8217;s simple, sonny. Just take the biggest car from my garage, dress the best suit you have and take the girl into the most deluxe restaurant in the town. Rent a horse chariot in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Daca criza economica va continua &#8230;</title>
		<link>http://blog.noru.ro/en/daca-criza-economica-va-continua/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.noru.ro/en/daca-criza-economica-va-continua/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2008 09:07:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>noru</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If the global crisis continues, by the end of the year, only two Banks will be operational, the Blood Bank and the Sperm Bank Logically&#8230;. Those 2 banks will merge and will be called &#8220;The Bloody Fucking Bank&#8221; .]]></description>
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		<title>is Michael Jackson God ?</title>
		<link>http://blog.noru.ro/en/is-michael-jackson-god/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.noru.ro/en/is-michael-jackson-god/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Sep 2008 22:07:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>noru</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A little kid asks his father: -&#8221;Daddy, is God a man or a woman?&#8221; -&#8221;Both son. God is both.&#8221; After awhile the kid comes again and asks: -&#8221;Daddy, is God black or white?&#8221; -&#8221;Both son, both.&#8221; -&#8221;Daddy, does God love children?&#8221; -&#8221;Yes son, he loves all children.&#8221; The child returns a few minutes later and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>It won&#8217;t be Cheerios</title>
		<link>http://blog.noru.ro/en/it-wont-be-cheerios/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.noru.ro/en/it-wont-be-cheerios/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2008 06:49:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>noru</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A 6-year-old and a 4-year-old are upstairs in their bedroom. - &#8220;You know what?&#8221; says the 6-year-old, - &#8220;I think it&#8217;s about time we start cussing.&#8221; The 4-year-old nods his head in approval. The 6-year-old continues. - &#8220;When we go downstairs for breakfast I&#8217;m going to say hell and you say ass.&#8221; - &#8220;OK!&#8221; The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Euro English</title>
		<link>http://blog.noru.ro/en/euro-english/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.noru.ro/en/euro-english/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 May 2008 16:14:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>noru</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Are you crazy ?</title>
		<link>http://blog.noru.ro/en/are-you-crazy/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.noru.ro/en/are-you-crazy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 13:46:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>noru</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Jewish woman says to her mother, &#8220;I&#8217;m divorcing Sheldon ! All he wants is anal sex and my asshole is now the size of a 50 cent piece when it used to be the size of a 5 cent piece.&#8221; Mother says &#8220;You&#8217;re married to a multi-millionaire businessman, you live in an 8 bedroom [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ameriquest</title>
		<link>http://blog.noru.ro/en/ameriquest/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.noru.ro/en/ameriquest/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Feb 2008 21:23:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>noru</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Un set genial de reclame.]]></description>
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		<title>The shit hit the fan</title>
		<link>http://blog.noru.ro/en/the-shit-hit-the-fan/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.noru.ro/en/the-shit-hit-the-fan/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:00:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>noru</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When I think of the ways I could die, almost all of them are better than being killed by flying poop. That’s the sort of thing that could erase a lifetime of accomplishment. I would instantly stop being the guy who created Dilbert and forever be known as the cartoonist whose head was crushed by [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The concept of Microsoft for error or bug reporting</title>
		<link>http://blog.noru.ro/en/the-concept-of-microsoft-for-error-or-bug-reporting/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.noru.ro/en/the-concept-of-microsoft-for-error-or-bug-reporting/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Feb 2008 17:28:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>noru</dc:creator>
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		<title>Retards</title>
		<link>http://blog.noru.ro/en/retards/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.noru.ro/en/retards/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Feb 2008 17:14:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>noru</dc:creator>
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		<title>The Universe</title>
		<link>http://blog.noru.ro/en/the-universe/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.noru.ro/en/the-universe/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Feb 2008 11:41:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>noru</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A reader of the Dilbert Blog left a comment with this question: If the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into? The universe is “everything” by definition. Therefore, the universe can’t be expanding because it already occupies all space. I scratched my head over that for a week. Today I broke down and googled [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Men VS Women &#8211; The Differences</title>
		<link>http://blog.noru.ro/en/men-vs-women-the-differences/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.noru.ro/en/men-vs-women-the-differences/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jan 2008 22:09:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>noru</dc:creator>
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		<title>Dorinta sexuala</title>
		<link>http://blog.noru.ro/en/dorinta-sexuala/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.noru.ro/en/dorinta-sexuala/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jan 2008 21:58:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>noru</dc:creator>
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		<title>The two brains</title>
		<link>http://blog.noru.ro/en/the-two-brains/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.noru.ro/en/the-two-brains/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jan 2008 21:46:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>noru</dc:creator>
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		<title>foockin stop doin it then</title>
		<link>http://blog.noru.ro/en/foockin-stop-doin-it-then/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.noru.ro/en/foockin-stop-doin-it-then/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jan 2008 14:27:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>noru</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bono, lead singer of the rock band U2, is famous throughout the entertainment industry for being more than just a little self-righteous. At a recent U2 concert in Glasgow , Scotland , he asked the audience for total quiet. Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands, once every few seconds. Holding [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Free &gt;:D&lt; campaign</title>
		<link>http://blog.noru.ro/en/free-d-campaign/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.noru.ro/en/free-d-campaign/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Dec 2007 14:01:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>noru</dc:creator>
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		<title>Timbuktu</title>
		<link>http://blog.noru.ro/en/timbuktu/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.noru.ro/en/timbuktu/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Dec 2007 12:42:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>noru</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Intr-un showquiz TV in Australia, in ultima faza au ajuns un preot si un cioban. Ultima intrebare a fost: Compuneti in 5 minute o poezioara de o strofa, care sa rimeze cu &#8220;Timbuktu&#8221;. Dupa 5 minute, popa isi citeste primul poezioara: &#8220;I was a father all my life, I had no children, had no wife, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Test results</title>
		<link>http://blog.noru.ro/en/test-results/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.noru.ro/en/test-results/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Dec 2007 12:36:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>noru</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose and still heavily sedated from a four hour operation. A young nurse comes in to sponge his hands and feet. &#8220;Nurse&#8221;, he mumbles groggily from behind the oxygen mask, &#8220;Are my testicles black?&#8221; Embarrassed, the young [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Limba engleza</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Dec 2007 12:34:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>noru</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. Engleza pentru incepatori: (English for beginners) Traduceti in engleza: &#8230; Trei vrajitoare privesc trei ceasuri Swatch. Care vrajitoare priveste care ceas Swatch? EN : &#8230;Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watches which Swatch watch? 2. Engleza pentru avansati: (Advanced English) Traduceti in engleza: &#8230; Trei vrajitoare transsexuale privesc trei butoane pe ceasuri [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My name is</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Dec 2007 12:24:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>noru</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There was a farmer that had four daughters. One night he heard a knock at the door and found a young man standing there. The young man said: &#8220;My name is Freddy. I&#8217;ve come to pick up Betty. We&#8217;re going out for spaghetti. I hope she&#8217;s ready.&#8221; The farmer thought that this was cute so [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Branding, explicat pe scurt</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Dec 2007 12:02:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>noru</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A hamster and a rat were sitting on the side of a swimming pool. They were enjoying the sun. Suddenly the rat turned to the hamster and asked him: - Dude, How come people consider me a noisance, and you a pet? How come people pay money to have you, while they are trying to [...]]]></description>
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