Doi betivi intr-o bodega stau de vorba:
- De cate ori ma intorc acasa beat, nevasta-mea nu vrea sa ma primeasca in casa. Nu stiu ce sa fac!
- Iti spun eu: te dezbraci in fata usii, suni la sonerie si cand deschide arunci hainele in casa. N-o sa te lase sa dormi afara in pielea goala!
Noaptea urmatoare, tarziu in noapte… in fata lui se deschide o usa. Iute arunca hainele inauntru si in clipa urmatoare aude:
- Atentie, se inchid usile. Urmeaza statia Universitate cu peronul pe partea…

Poate dansam diseara pe asta ? Ce zici, vrei ?

Versuri Barry Manilow-Can't smile without you

You know I Can’t Smile Without You,
I Can’t Smile Without You,
I can’t laugh
and I can’t sing,
I’m findin’ it hard to do anything.
You see, I feel sad when you’re sad,
I feel glad when you’re glad,
If You only knew what I’m go ing through,
I just Can’t Smile Without You.
You came along just like a song
and brightened my day,
Who’d've believe that you were part of a dream
Now it all seems light years away.
And now you know I Can’t Smile WIthout You,
I Can’t Smile Without You,
I can’t laugh and I can’t sing,
I’m finding it hard to do anything.
You see, I feel sad when you’re sad,
I feel glad when you’re glad,
If you only knew what I”m going through,
I just can’t smile.
Now some people sa y happiness takes so very long to find.
Well I’m finding it hard leaving your love behind me.
And you see,
I Can’t Smile Without You,
I Can’t Smile Without You,
I can’t laugh
and I can’t sing,
I’m findin’ it hard to do anything.
Y ou see, I feel sad when you’re sad,
I feel glad when you’re glad,
If You only knew what I’m going through,
I just Can’t Smile Without You

Rasuflati usurati, nu a mea.

Versuri All Saints – Never ever

A few questions that I need to know
How you could ever hurt me so
I need to know what I’ve done wrong
And how long it’s been going on
Was it that I never paid enough attention
Or did I not give enough affection
Not only will your answers keep me sane
But I’ll know never to make the same mistake again
You can tell me to my face
Or even on the phone
You can write it in a letter
Either way I’ve have to know
Did I never treat you right
Did I always start the fight
Either way I’m going out of my mind
All the answers to my questions I have to find
My head’s spinning
Boy, I’m in a daze
I feel isolated
Don’t wanna communicate
I’ll take a shower
I will scour
I will roam
Find peace of mind
The happy mind
I once owned, yeah
Flexing vocabulary runs right through me
The alphabet runs right from A to Zee
Conversations, hesitations in my mind
You got my conscience asking questions that I can’t find
I’m not crazy
I’m sure I ain’t done nothin’ wrong, no
I’m just waiting
Cos I heard that this feeling won’t last that long

CHORUS:
Never ever have I ever felt so low
When you gonna take me out of this black hole
Never ever have I ever felt so sad
The way I’m feeling, yeah, you got me feeling really bad
Never ever have I had to find
I’ve had to dig a way to find my own piece of mind
I’ve never ever had my conscience to fight
The way I’m feeling, yeah, it just don’t feel right

REPEAT CHORUS
I’ll keep searching
Deep within my soul
For all the answers
Don’t wanna hurt no more
I need peace
Got to feel at ease
Need to be free from pain
Go insane
My heart aches, yeah

Sometimes vocabulary runs through my head
The alphabet runs right from A to Zed
Conversations, hesitations in my mind
You got my concience asking questions that I can’t find
I’m not crazy
I’m sure I ain’t done nothing wrong
Now I’m just waiting
Cos I heard that this feeling won’t last that long

REPEAT CHORUS 4x
BRIDGE:
You can tell me to my face
You can tell me on the phone
Ooh, you can write it in a letter, babe
Cos I really need to know

[REPEAT BRIDGE]
You can write it in a letter, babe
You can write it in a letter, babe