Un barbat avea o aventura de cativa ani cu o italianca. Intr-o seara, femeia i-a marturisit ca e insarcinata. Nedorind sa-si distruga reputatia sau casnicia, acesta i-a propus femeii o suma mare de bani pentru a pleca in Italia sa nasca in secret. Daca era de acord sa ramana in Italia si sa creasca acolo copilul, el i-a promis ca-i va acorda sprijinul financiar pana cand copilul va implini 18 ani.

Femeia a acceptat, dar l-a intrebat cum va sti el cand se va naste copilul. Pentru a mentine discretia, el i-a spus sa-i trimita o carte postala pe spatele careia sa scrie “Spaghete”. La primirea acesteia, el se va ocupa de pensia alimentara a copilului.

Intr-o zi, dupa aproximativ 9 luni, cand barbatul s-a intors de la lucru, sotia l-a intampinat confuza:

- Dragule, i-a spus ea, azi ai primit o carte postala extrem de ciudata.
- Ah, da-mi-o doar, iti voi explica mai tarziu despre ce e vorba.

Sotia ascultatoare i-a inmanat cartea postala. El a citit-o, s-a facut tot alb si a lesinat. Pe cartea postala scria:

“Spaghete, spaghete, spaghete, spaghete, spaghete. Trei cu chiftelute, doua fara. Trimite mai mult sos !!!!!”

De pe un forum al programatorilor care se chinuie sa desluseasca tainele Magento :

The problem is, however, the function is in the wrong class (and file), and I don’t want to modify a core file. Unfortunately, my Kung Fu isn’t strong enough to get it to work without altering the core file, as I’ve been trying for a few hours.

Versuri Delerium – Silence

Give me release
Witness me
I am outside
Give me peace
Heaven holds a sense of wonder
And I wanted to believe that I’d get caught up when the rage inme subsides
Passion choke the flower
Until she cries no more
Possessing all the beauty
Hungry still for more
Heaven holds a sense of wonder
And I wanted to believe that I’d get caught up when the rage inme subsides
In this white wave, I am seeking, in this silence
In this white wave, in this silence I believe
I can’t help this longing
Comfort me
I can’t hold it all in
If you won’t let me
Heaven holds a sense of wonder
And I wanted to believe that I’d get caught up when the rage inme subsides
In this silence I believe
I am seeking
In this silence
In this white wave
In this silence I believe
I have seen you in this violence you were silent
You are breathing in this white wave
I am free